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Feb 5, 2005

Is my criteria too stringent?
Posted by Reese
These are my criteria for prospective husband.
-Must have his own car. No Protons, Hyundais, KIA.
-Must have a good master's degree and above. (sorry, been dating only Master's holders for last 2 relationships, hard to bring myself to downgrade now).
Preferably Ivy League or Oxbridge degrees please. Academically elite ones only. Neighbourhood schooled ones are discounted instantly
- Must live in landed property (doesn't matter if it's his parent's. More money to inherit this way)
- Must be decent looking and at least 175cm
- his dick length/girth should be proportionate and at least 6.5 inches
- free from all manners of STDs and emotional baggage
- Must be amazingly witty and click with me
- Cannot be socially awkward. Must have reasonably many friends as proof of social aptitude.
- Must be faithful, devoted and loving and only have eyes for ME

Reese
I forgot to add. This person can't be much older than I am. He cannot be more than 4 years older than myself.
So how?? Are my expectations realistic?

Scholar
Of course not. In fact, I fit the bill exactly. And I also have the same expectations for my woman, with one more condition:
If our child born by us does not get a good master's degree and above, preferably Ivy League or Oxbridge degrees, I will disown both the mother and son.
Do you fit by expectations, Reese? Are my expectations realistic? If not, please show yourself out the door. NEXT!

depends
Depends on your quality. If you are trash, then it is not realistic.

Reese
Scholar, our child borne by us? By then it'll be late. The cat's in the bag.

curious
Seems like Reese is an aspiring socialite trying to marry her way out of poverty.

agent
If you really want I can make referrals, but please provided you are serious.
The first one lives at red hill area, his house is as big as a manufacturing premise. His name is Mr. Lamborghini, from italy. His moniker is lambo.
The second one on my list is a foreign dude, MIT. If you are willing to relocate to USA east coast.
Yhe third is quite a lot in singapore really. Anyway candicate one has it too.
If you are REALLY interested I can do something about it. I can also arrangement your marriage with guiness book of record personnel present to witness the first of such in the world between human and non-human.
If UN humanitarian unit need to convene something on this for approval, I will let you know.

Scholar
Reese, It's never too late. It all depends on where and how I draft our pre-nuptial agreement. So many of my Ivy-League schoolmates are lawyers.
You sound very shallow, even if you are from the Ivy League or Oxbridge universities. It's so easy to tell you're not very smart, and not socially apt too.

Reese
Hahaha. So many of your Ivy League schoolmates are lawyers? First, you might like to know that in Singapore, foreign trained lawyers can only graduate from UK or Australia. American law degrees aren't recognised here.
Oh do they happen to be scholars? I know a couple of silly PSC scholars who chose to do law in Oxbridge, for "glory" maybe, only to come back to Singapore to become civil servants.
Idiot faker. I probably know more scholars than you ever did and will.
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